hey ho! contains foul language and no political correctness whatsoever! if that offends you, oh i'm so sorry... and here's another thing - FUCK YOU!

YOU ARE WHAT YOU DO!

Well. This is the bad page. It's tasteless & it's porn & all that's foul out there. The links here very rarely contain pictures. Haw-haw! Long nose to you, pervert! There are some goody-goody girls pix linx, though, as well as some kinko material, info on porn stars, info on various bizarre chat channels, Pro Porn Resources, anti porn resources. For more strange shit, check out my text page, my talker page and my weird page. Look around and Thou shalt find what ever the gum you are lookink for. Promise. I ts all very nice and well and happy go lucky. Stardom for that happy little piggy, to sound Japanese.
Anyway. I will very rarely update this page, since nude pix very rarely rox my boat - I just put the linx here to annoy tight-arsed ppl. Haw! again. So here goes:


  • Enter Condom Country, land of Kings and sickos. More fun than porn or tasteless. You must see! It was one of the first links I ever featured on my homepage.

  • Bert Milton's Private is prolly the best hard core porn magazine in the world. It's bad, it's full of babes, it's smutty beyond your imagination. Hard-ons ahoy. Better still is this

  • Save the fucking CHOAD! The place we all know and love! a.k.a. the alt.tasteless homepage. Whoa, Silver! If its tasteless you're after, there is no better resource/linksit e. I think. It links on to that old Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque and other nice places...


  • In the same vein of particular smuttiness, we find the often overloaded Fat Tony's Fuck Festival. It has it all. Bizarre & physically shocking stuff, as well as the breast odyssey. The game is truly well and uppus for all wank-a-nauts in the world.

  • The fine Cyborgasm home page. What is it? How do I find it? Do I need it? Youll get all the answers you ever wanted. + then some.

  • CISRG!- the Complete Internet Sex Resource Guide. It's interesting, I guess. But for the best sexlinklist out there check out The Naughty Linx. It looks like frigging Yahoo, but is full of that wholesome smut that you like.


  • SkinTwo could just as well have been listed in my literary Dept. together with BodyMod, but it ended up here anyway. Heck. What can I do? This is uhuhuh that trendy kinda kink that roqz my chair som etimes. But not always, rite? Figure I'm just an ol' dirty bastard with an axe to grind. If ya like mailorder clothing and all around cool sex stuff, go visit Retail Slut. It's really funny, witty and strange. They sell stuff like vampire teeth and flasks. And nekkid gals and beaus. Watch out for angelyne bustin' out!

  • Female Pro Porn Resources. Yes. They do exist. Weird, huh? And they look nice as well. They are a subset of the Hard Core Fe minism- Re-inventing Virtual Sex pages. Fun as my friend Alex. It contains links to Fat Girl, an online zine for fat dykes and girls who like 'em, as well as links to my fave site, Atomic Books mailorder.

  • Ni har Projekt Sex, jag har Rocco Rules.
    From this page, you can also move up in the hierarchy and check out texts and pix on Transgenderism, Cybersex, plain old softcore erotica, a touring erotic cavalcade and French and Italian pornostars. Not PC, 'ey? But they do it with gus to and they do it ironic, so what the heck?!

  • Tokyo Topless- Oriental erotica and fetishes. Billions of links to other japanese porno. Didja just call me an otaku? Not me, matey. Jap boob & leg fetishes, grrls, mangerotica, fuzoku, body fetishe s, Reiko Ikegami, Gan-Sha, Blu-sela, scatro. Lots of good fetish clothing pages, as well... That I like... Go on to A.Z.Z.L.O. fetish boutique in Tokyo and check out their really funny and bizarre clothing. If you can call it that...
    One of the strangest things with Japanese Fet, FemDom etc, is that they have categories I've never heard of, such as 'tight clothing' -painted bodystockings!, Blu-sela -girls in school uniform and all sorts of strange shit. The thing is, in most cases , the photos are very 'non-porn' and actually quite arty and strange, without being layme. If you've seen the Japanese movie Tetsuo, you'll catch on soon enough... Or as Anne Magnuson of Bongwater once sang: -Sometimes/When I get horny/I pull out my Japan ese porno/I... I know it's bad, but... but...

  • You can find other rilly good stuff at theFemale Domination Page. Yesss, Misstresssss. I know it's in Japanese. Men det îr ju s¬ jîvla gott. Incredibly nice pictures taken by bottoms and major slaves. O r minor, rather ;-)

    While I'm at the be-zarre fetishes, check out Shadowland smoking gal fetish home page. W3rd! If you like to read it instead of see it -or do it!- try the FUCKER PAGE.

  • Tanda- lots of sex/porn links. LOTS!!!

  • Yahoo - Entertainment:Movies and Films:X-rated Movies

  • Adult Film Star Biographies

  • The Adult Film Database

  • The NetCenter - ADULT CENTER. ;-)

  • Tasteless shite

  • Archives BBS- classic, high-quality WiB pictures. Another page in the same spirit is MARQUIS.

  • Gumjo Rubber - got it from FNA. Swedish porn peddlers. Another Swede page, but much more interesting, is the KinkyFreak homepage.

  • Some girls tell it all. Strictly confidential & pretty big! Rated XXXXX! Must listen!!!

  • 38 Gigs ofAmateur Hardcore. 182,319 files. Nuff said.

  • Free porn at Funstore

  • ApOlOs HoMe PaGe sux. It's in Slovenia, though, and is thus tres kewl.

  • TreMag. Swedish old-school smut peddlers. Layme and un-weird & pay service & thus sucky...

  • ? Dunno what it's called, but it is slow and contains various smutty pix: asian, pore know, selfplay, famous etc...

  • Jef's Nude of the Month. Jef Poskanzer's adult side. But its still good girl art, no hard stuff. Beauty, not beast. Boring, but flash.

  • Smut. Smuterama. Don't press this place too hard. Use the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica hierarchy instead and get yerr own pictures instead of hogging site time.

  • Dutch smut...

  • Pore Know of various kinds.

  • Aliu's dirty old stuff. Mostly g on g & self.
    MORE ADULT WEBCHATTERS...

  • The ultimondo k-rad CYBERSPICE is the way of the walk. Bizarre and steamy chat rooms, porn, fun smut, fake fantasies, Japanese bizarro gals. PLus it's really fast!

  • CyberPark

  • CyberTalker

  • Intercontinental Webchat, formerly at Digital, but now moved.

  • State of Insanity