hey ho! contains foul language and no political correctness whatsoever! if that offends you, oh i'm so sorry... and here's another thing - FUCK YOU!


YOU ARE WHAT YOU WATCH!

drawn by David Liljemark, 1996


drawn by david liljemark 1996. used without permission. sorry dayw! never got around to ask ya!

Well I like movies, don't you? I eat it all: Meyer, 'Beat' Takeshi, Franco, Fulci, Soavi, Deren, Anger, Carrey, Marx, Ilsa, Chow-Yun Fat, Romero, Anime, Jodorowsky, Tetsuo, Hitchcock, Wayne, Hawks, Leone, Cagney, Penn, Speilberg, Spacey, Bủuel, Fulle r, Wenders, Jarmusch, Allen and so on and so forth... And if I wanna know more, well I just check out The Cardiff Movie Database. I know, I know: everyone's got a link to this place. But it really is that good. In fact it's one of the most useful places on the net whatsoever. Is and has been, even in the old mail request mode, when I first started to use it. It makes me sooo filled of nostalgia, I'm huitin' all inside. If you are looking for good movie/film links, I recommend Flashback and Yahoo.

If you, like me, like to attend film festivals, there's no better source than the Film Festivals homepage. Every festival from Sundance to Gothenburg is here. Check yr head. One festival, though , that they have neglected is Fantastisk Film Festival here in Lund, Sweden, close to the North Pole. It's also the home of filmomania, which of course is way lamer than my club HAUNTED *FUCKING* HOUSE! The best! Now the 7th season and running like zombies on meth.

If yer interested in videos, PicPal distros, among other things, Something Weird videos, including Dave Friedman, Doris Wishman and Betty Page stuff. They also give us Maya Deren, John Woo, Russ Meyer, Tura Sat ana, Lydia Lunch and Ray Dennis Steckler. I've seen worse collections... But if you're looking for some harder stuff, look no further than Leather Tongue Videos which is a mail order firm for gr eat videos, including lots of G.G. Allin ones. Go get, bwoy/goil!

I'm also a proud citizen of that home of weirdos, Tromaville, the place where those low-life scum you know as Troma Pictures keeps their stoopid stuff. Not at all like the best site for HK movies, the seriouser (sic) Hong Kong Movies site. Also one of the best sites on the web for ages. You can ee Chow Yun Fat gun it out in the 'A Better Tomorrow' flowerpot scene MPEG! And more! Linx! Pix!

I also, as you might have noticed from my other pages like comix. One of the best filmed comixografies is Crumb- the movie about that old sleazemeister Robert C rumb. What, dysfunctional family? Why, yes they may be crazy, maybe even sad crazy, but what the heck! Check your own family tree before throwing any stones. For reviews I condone and subscribe to the views of Joe Bob Briggs, and no one else.

Other kool genres are of course splatter, zombie, porn, and Indian.